The Rooster

A fox got into the rooster pen at a chicken farm and killed all the roosters. Distraught the farmer headed down the road to buy some new roosters. He had many chickens that needed servicing to make new baby chickens. So the farmer shows up at his neighbors house and asks if he has any roosters to sell. The neighbor says that he only has one for sale but it will take care of all the farmers needs. The farmer tells his neighbor that the. The neighbor assures the farmer that this one rooster will do the trick. So with no other option farmer agrees to buy the rooster. The neighbor whistles and the scrawniest, ugliest, rooster you have ever seen walks up to them. This rooster has about 4 feathers total, is missing an eye and looks like he's about to die. The farmer reluctantly picks up this poor excuse for a rooster and takes him home. He sets the rooster by the hen coop and says "well rooster do your thing". At that the rooster takes off like a bolt of lighting, feathers are flying out of the coop's window, hens are going crazy and bam, bam, bam the rooster services 500 hens in about 15 minutes. Impressed the farmer heads back to tend to his other chores. Later that afternoon as the farmer is haying a field he sees the rooster swimming in the pond and BAM BAM BAM that rooster services all the ducks in the pond. Wow the farmer thinks what a great rooster. Later that evening as the farmer is sitting on the porch he notices the pheasants in his field are going crazy. Next thing you know he sees the rooster jump in the air catching pheasant after pheasant and taking them right there on the ground. THIS ROOSTER IS AMAZING the farmer things to himself. Impressed with his purchase the farmer goes to bed and sleeps better than he has in ages. The next morning the farmer gets up, makes his morning coffee, and heads out to check on his hens. Low and behold the rooster is laying in the middle of the yard, buzzards circling over head, dead as a door nail. The farmer begins to wail " YOU WERE THE BEST ROOSTER EVER WHY, WHY GOD DID YOU HAVE TO DIE" the farmer approaches the roosters corpse and gently puts the roosters head in his lap and begins to cry uncontrollably. Just then the rooster's eye pops open and with a featherless wing he points to the sky and wispers " Shhhhh they're getting closer!