A rabbit was sitting in the forest straining to expel the demons caused from a bad meal he had eaten the night before, when he heard a rustling in the bush not far from him. Knowing he was near the bottom of the food chain, he tried to hurry it up.
Just as the rabbit finished his business, a bear stuck his head through the bush and immediately saw him. Both of them were off like lightening, the rabbit trying to save his fur and the bear trying to land an 'easy meal'. Through the forest the rabbit ran, darting left and dodging right with the bear close in tow at every turn. As the bear closed the gap and started closing in to catch his meal, they ran into an open field and bounded over a slender creek. No sooner were they over the creek when they heard a deep and throaty "STOP!!"
Not used to hearing such a sound, they both come to a screeching halt, tumbling over each other. On the bank of the creek was the largest bull frog either of them had ever seen.
The frog spoke again and said "You two are pretty loud, running around. Normally I would be annoyed because I was napping in the sun, but you two saved my life from the hawk that was going to snatch me by waking me up."
"Umm...your welcome?" uttered the bear, keeping an eye on what would still hopefully be his next meal.
"It just so happens I am a wish granting genie and while I am on hiatus, I feel I owe you both for saving my life. I will grant you both three wishes, in succession of course, as a means of gratitude. Ok, who is going first?"
The bear, unable to contain his excitement, jumped in front of the rabbit and managed to yelp out "ME, ME!!"
"Ok bear, what will it be?"
"Mating season is tough, with all the competition. I think if you could make all the bears in this forest female, except for me, that would make things easier."
"Done," claimed the frog. "Now rabbit, what can I grant for you?"
"I want a helmet," he stated, matter-of-factly. The frog, having heard very odd requests in his time, granted the wish with barely a second thought.
"Ok bear, time for your second wish. What will it be?".
"Oh man, I thought about it and realized it would be easier if all the bears in the surrounding forests where female too!" he exclaimed.
"Nice wish," and with that, the frog made it so. He turned back to the rabbit, asking "what is your next wish?"
"I want a motorcycle." The frog and the bear looked at each other and exchanged a 'WTF' look. True to his word though, the frog granted the outlandish wish.
"Alright bear, you have been on a roll today. What is your last wish?"
"Wow, I feel like I wasted my first two but this last one will make up for it. I WISH ALL THE BEARS IN THE WORLD WERE FEMALE!...except for me of course."
With the same amount of fervor and excitement the frog exclaimed "DONE!" Looking back to the rabbit, feeling a bit annoyed, the frog asked "What else could you possibly want?"
The rabbit strapped on his helmet, jumped on the motorcycle, looked straight in the bears face and yelled "I WISH THE BEAR WAS GAY!" and was out of sight before either of them knew what had happened.
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