A young boy was walking his deflated frog down the street when he came upon a brothel. He walked inside and asked the lady at the counter for her dirtiest most nastiest and disease ridden whore she can find him. The lady then asked to the young boy why he wanted their dirtiest most nastiest and disease-ridden whore.
He said "because my babysitter has a thing for little boys, and when I get home she'll fuck me. And then when my dad gets home he'll fuck the babysitter. And when my mom gets home she'll fuck my dad. And then when my dad leaves for work, my mom will fuck the milk man. And he's the bastard who ran over my frog."
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