A priest in a middle-sized town in the old country was strolling through the marketplace when he saw an especially fine-looking donkey. He decided to buy it for use on the monastery's farm. But he soon found out to his amazement that the donkey could run faster than most horses!
So the priest decided to enter his donkey in the local races. The first time it raced, it came in third.
The local newspaper published the story under the headline "Priest's Ass Shows."
The priest thought that was mildly amusing, so he entered the donkey in the next race. This time it won!
The headline in the paper read, "Priest's Ass Out in Front."
This time, however, the Bishop heard about the headline and was not amused. He told the priest not to race the donkey any more.
The next day the headline was "Bishop Scratches Priest's Ass."
The Bishop called up the priest and said, "Dammit, get rid of that donkey altogether! Send it to the convent!"
So the priest sadly took the donkey across town and gave it to the nuns.
The Bishop really should have known better. The next day the headline read, "Nuns Have Best Ass in Town!"
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