A Bear and A Rabbit (Inspired by Eddie Murphy)(Long and Dirty)

A Bear and A Rabbit are walking through the woods, when they come across a magic lamp in a clearing. Upon further investigation, and only 1 attempt to eat it, they release the genie inside who graciously grants them each 3 wishes.

Bear, who lives in the moment quickly says:

"I wish that every other bear in the forest was a hot lady bear who wanted my sweaty bear balls!"

Rabbit and the Genie are clearly disgusted, but Genie being a slave, begrudgingly grants the wish. While this was happening Rabbit was considering his options, and when it was his turn to make a wish, he didn't wait either.

"I wish for a Harley Davidson, that I could ride, you know, one made for Rabbits!"

Genie smiles, and grants his wish. (Genies don't like you to ask for something easy, or gross, challenge them you know?)

Bear all this time, what little their was, is thinking about all that sweet bear action he is going to get, and he gets hornier and hornier, finally blurting out,

"I wish every other bear in the country, was a hot lady bear who wanted my sweaty bear balls."

Genie is even more disgusted, this time with himself, knowing in a single generation or two, bears will be nearly gone from this country, but being a servant he grants the wish, and bear sees a lady bear coming into the clearing and goes to her, and starts doing what comes naturally to a horny bear.

Rabbit, opposed to watching this, is checking out his sweet new ride, and notices he is missing something. He turns to the genie and says

"I wish for all the accessories, and leather vests, and helmets, and saddle bags. I need all of them to be rabbit sized, and I need holes in the helmet for my ears, and a sidecar, so I can take my friends on rides too."

Genie smiles and in a cloud of smoke rabbit and his Harley disappear in a flash, and a cloud of smoke. When they reappear Rabbit is decked out, and his bike has enough chrome to make SAMCRO jealous. Rabbit starts up the bike, and starts riding circles around the clearing.

Bear, who is on his "Lady Friend" nearing completion, screams out over the noise of the Harley and smoke

"I wish every other bear in the world was a hot lady bear, who wanted my sweaty bear balls."

Genie and Rabbit stare at each other, wondering who will speak first after standing witness to the destruction of a species. All bears in the world are essentially dead, and only they know it.

Rabbit laughs, and rides across the clearing, screaming as he goes...

"I WISH THAT BEAR WAS GAAAYYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyy........"