There were two men going rabbit hunting in the woods one day
when they came to a meadow.
The first hunter (Bob) decided he needed to go for a shit so he
pops behind a bush to do his business.
Meanwhile the other hunter (Harry) sat in front of the bush and
kept watch for rabbits.
After approximately 10 minutes Harry had shot a rabbit , skinned
it and thrown the guts behind him over the bush as a prank on
Bob.
After recieving only grunts from Bob , Harry waited a further 10
minutes for Bob , before he finally appeared saying, "Oh, I shat
my guts out mate!! But no worries , I shoved it back in with a
stick!!"
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