A woman walks in to a pet shop, looking to buy a parrot.
-We have a couple of parrots for sale, the shopkeeper says.
-This one is 1000 bucks, he says, pointing ro a red parrot. -This one is 500, pointing to a yellow parrot.
-Hmm, that's expensive, the woman says. -You don't have anything cheaper?
-Oh, I almost forgot. We have one in the back. It's really beautfiful. The only drawback is that it used to live in a brothel. You can have it for 5 dollars.
-Great, I'll take it.
The woman brings the bird home. As soon as the bird is taken out of the cage it screams: - Fuck yea, new brothel!
The woman laughs.
Then her two daughters enter the room.
The parrot screams again: - Fuck yea, new hookers!
All three women laugh.
Later on that day, her husband comes home, eager to see the new bird. And the parrot screams: - Frank, I haven't seen you for weeks!
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