A man and his wife go to the doctor for their check up. After their results come in, the doctor invites them to his office but asks for the husband to wait outside. "The reason i asked your husband to wait outside is because i have some very bad news and i do not want to stress him" says the doctor. "It may not be obvious but his health is very bad, he is in great danger unless we take some steps to improve his health immediately and this is where you come in". "Anything for my beloved husband!" Replies eagerly the wife. "He is going to make a full recovery only if you do the following" says the doctor "Every day you will prepare him his favorite meals, you will never and i say never upset him, you will always agree with him even if you think that what he says is stupid, you will always let him go out with his friends and stay out as long as he desires and you should do anything he wants at bed eagerly and with lots of enthusiasm! Every fantasy, position and sex act he desires you must provide them to him without question. If you do these things your husband is going to have a full recovery and live for many years". Tearful the wife thanks the doctor and goes outside where her husband is waiting. Worried he asks her "honey what did the doctor say?" and the wife replies "he said you are going to die!"
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