and asks:
"Dad, can I go to a party?"
"Are you going to drink alcohol?"
"No, sir."
"Are you going to do drugs?"
"No, sir."
"Are you going to have sex?"
"No, sir."
"Then why the fuck do you want to go to a party?"
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