Cadet in the Foreign Legion

A cadet in the Foreign Legion gets sent to a small outpost in the middle of the Arabian desert. There's a small group of hardened soldiers stationed there, along with a group of Bedouins who cook, clean, and tend the camels. On his first night he offhandedly asks what they do for women out there. "We use the camel," they tell him. "They use the camel?" he thinks to himself, but leaves it for another day. A couple weeks go by and he says that he's feeling horny. "Just use the camel," says his CO. "Use the camel?" he asks. "Yeah, just go and use the camel." So he forgets about it until he's been there six weeks and can no longer stand it. "I want to use the camel!" he announces. So his buddy shouts to the Bedouins "Prepare the camel!" and the elder Bedouin repeats the order "Prepare the camel! Prepare the camel!" So the cadet marches over to where the Bedouins have led the camel, steps onto the wicker stool, lowers his pants, and begins fucking the camel. The Bedouins are all watching, which only makes everything more uncomfortable, and then his CO comes over and pats him on the back and says "We use the camel to go into town, where the girls are."

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