so he sells his BMW and decides to get a camel instead. The next morning he mounts the camel and is riding it through a busy London intersection causing quite a bit of commotion among the other riders. When he finally gets to his destination and is dismounting, a jogger compliments his camel and asks
"That's a nice camel you got there mate, is it male or female?"
"Female" Replied the Arab
"How can you tell?" asked the Jogger again
To which the Arab replied "As i was riding it to work, a lot of people noticed it and said it out loud "Look at that dirty smelly cunt on the camel""
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