The nugget story

So me and a few buds went on a surfing trip to Hawaii, and on the first day on the beach i saw a "nugget". A nugget is basically a person with no arms and legs, they used to throw them into the crow d and some hardcore punk rock concerts i went to. Anyway, i was curious so i went and sat down next to her and started chatting.
We really connected, like me and her just kept chatting about everything and had these amazing deep conversations. I ended up spending 2 hours with her before my buddies made me come and surf with them.
The next day i came back to the same beach and there she was, just lying there on her towel. Of course i came and sat down and once again we just hit it off and i got lost in conversation, she was really interesting. Towards the end we started talking about sexual stuff and then she said to me "You know, i have never really been kissed before" and since i was on holiday i thought fuck it and kissed her and then went for a surf. On the third day i came back she was still there so i couldn't help but start chatting. It was really amazing like i have never felt such a connection with someone. Once again the conversation steered to sexual things and then she said to me "You know, i have never really been fucked before." I was kinda shocked but not all that weirded out and i just thought fuck it, so i gently took her into my arms and carried her afloat the water.
I threw her in and told her "Now your fucked"