The Newly Weds

After the ceremony, a newly wed couple celebrated their marriage at the brides father's ranch.

The groom, having traveled a lot during their relationship, didn't have a chance to acquaint himself to anyone but the brides mother and father.

During the dinner, he finally got to meet most of the brides family members, including her gorgeous younger sister.

Even at first glance, she was very flirtatious. She sat at the dinner table and practically couldn't stop staring at the groom. Before long, she even started to play footsies with him.

An hour in, the groom got the picture: She wanted him, and wanted him now.

The brides sister excused herself and went upstairs. As she walked by the groom on her way out, she lightly nudged him to signal him to come with her.

The temptation was immense, and the groom could not hold back to such a beauty.

The groom waited a minute, and followed her up.

As he came upstairs, he saw a dimly lit light in one of the bedrooms. As he entered, he walked in on the brides sister taking her dress off, with nothing but skimpy lingerie underneath.

His temptation turned into pure lust, and he walked up to her and began to strip her naked; kissing and massaging her as he lay her on the bed.

Just as he was about to undress himself, she stopped him and asked him if he had any preservatives.

He knew he didn't, and, frustratingly bolted out of the bedroom and ran downstairs.

As he flew out the bedroom and down the stairs.

To his complete and utter shock, he stood motionless when he seen the entire family surround the stairs and front door.

As he stood there, speechless, the brides father came up to him and gave him the tightest hug he'd ever had, and said, "Thank you, son. We did not get a chance to really get to know you, and wanted to test you to see how faithful you'd be by having your wife's sister seduce you."

The groom stared in shock for a long while, and finally thought to himself: *Holy shit, am I glad I left the condoms in the car.*

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