They've managed to shoot a big buck and are carrying it back to the car slung across a stick. All of a sudden Steve says
"Dude I've gotta take a shit, I'll be back in a few minutes."
Steve walks off a short way into the forest, digs a hole and starts doing his business.
Bob is waiting for a while, then comes up with the idea that he'll freak Steve out by gutting the buck, sneaking up behind him while hes taking a shit and dump the guts into the hole Steve had just dug. Bob sneaks away again and goes back to the deer and waits for his friend.
Steve come back about half an hour later looking terrible, all pale and sweaty.
"Bob I don't know what happened just now but I must have strained too hard and shat all my guts out. I think I've got it sorted though, I jammed them all back in with a stick"
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