An old Indian living in a tent....

An old Indian is living in a tent in a field. One day, construction workers drive their equipment into this field and find the old Indian. They ask him "Old Indian, what's your name?" The old Indian says "Bowels". Construction workers say "Well, you're going to have to move. We're building something here and you're in the way." Old Indian says "Bowels no move." The construction workers take pity on him and give the old Indian directions to a lawyer's office downtown so he can fight his case.

The old Indian follows their directions and arrives at a large office building. He goes inside, down a hallway, and turns left into a doctor's office, instead of turning right into the lawyer's office. The old Indian waits until he is called back. The doctor asks him "Old Indian, what seems to be the trouble today?" Old Indian says "Bowels no move." The doctor looks him over for a minute, hands him a bottle of pills, and says "OK, take 3 of these pills a day, and call me back in 3 days." The old Indian takes the pills and leaves.

Three days later the old Indian comes back. Doctor asks "How are you doing?" Old Indian says "Bowels no move." The doctor is puzzled. He looks the old Indian over some more, grabs a larger bottle of pills, and says "Take 4 of these a day, and come back in 4 days". Old Indian takes the pills and leaves.

Four days later the old Indian comes back. Doctor asks him "Old Indian, how are you doing today?" Old Indian says "Bowels STILL no move." Doctor is really confused at this point. He reaches for a giant bottle of horse pills, hands them to the old Indian, and says "Take 5 of these a day, and come back here in a week."

A week passes and the doctor sees no sign of the old Indian. Weeks later the doctor is walking from his office, down the street, when he sees the old Indian huddled over a barrel fire, warming his hands. The doctor walks up to him and asks "Hey old Indian, how did everything turn out?" Old Indian says "Bowels have to move. Teepee too full of shit."