The Mexican maid askes for a pay increase.

The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.

Wife: "Now Juanita, why do you want a pay increase?"

Juanita: "Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you do."

Wife: "Who said that you iron better than me?"

Juanita: "Your husband said so."

Wife: "Oh yeah?"

Juanita: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

Wife: "Nonsense. Who said you were a better cook than I am?"

Juanita: "Your husband did."

Wife, becoming increasingly agitated: "Oh he did, did he?"

Juanita: "The third reason is that I am better at sex than you are."

Wife, seething now, and through gritted teeth: "And did my husband say that as well?"

Juanita: "No Señora.......the gardener did."

Wife: "Oh, ok! So, how much do you want?"