The doctor is sat in his office one day & asks the nurse/secretary to send in the next patient.....

.........In walks Mr. Jones, closes the door behind him, sits down & the doctor immediately notices that he looks totally physically drained & hasn't had a decent nights sleep for weeks......

"Ok, so how can I help you Mr. Jones?"

"Well, it's like this doc, I have a hyperactive sex life, I'm currently seeing 3 women..... when I wake up in the morning, the wife wants sex twice before I even have breakfast, when I get to the office the secretary wants it doggy-style over the desk before we start work & she wants it again 2 hours later during coffee break. In my lunch break, I go to my misstress' apartment around the corner & give it to her twice before returning to work & two hours later, I give it doggy-style to my secretary again during afternoon coffee break. When I get home in the evening, the wife wants it twice before going to sleep & next morning, the whole routine starts all over again. This is my life from Monday to Friday & as my mistress & secretary are aware of the fact that I'm married, they both threaten to tell my wife if I don't go to their homes & give it to them at least 3 times each on Saturday & Sunday & of course I have to satisfy the wife as well."

The doctors bottom jaw is practically touching the floor on hearing the story, but he quickly composes himself:- "Ok.....so Mr. Jones, do you want me to prescribe some energy pills to keep you going or some Viagra for erection assistance or.....what?"

"Ah no doc, what I could really do with is some powerful painkillers.......you see.....I get these **terrible** headaches every time I jack off"

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