Hooker and Sailor

The new hooker just finished her first trick. When she came back
down to the street, the seasoned veterans all gathered around to
hear the details.


She said, "He was a big muscular and handsome sailor".


"What did he want to do?" They all asked.


She said, "I told him that a straight lay was $100, but he said
he didn't have that much. So I told him that oral sex would be
$75, but he didn't have that much either. Finally I said, well
how much do you have?"


The sailor said that he only had $25.


The new hooker said, "For $25 all I can do is service you by
hand."


He agreed and after getting the finance straight, she said, "He
pulled it out and I put one hand on it, and then a second hand
above the first and then the first hand above the second hand."


"Oh my god" they all exclaimed, it must have been huge, then
what did you do?"


"I loaned him $75!" she said.