A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products. At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottle nipples. The machine makes a loud 'hiss-pop' noise. 'The hiss is the rubber being injected into the mold,' explains the guide. 'The popping sound is the needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.' Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms are manufactured. The machine makes a 'Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop' noise. 'Wait a minute!' says the man taking the tour. 'I understand what the 'hiss, hiss,' is, but what's that 'pop' every so often?' 'Oh, it's just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine,' says the guide. It pokes a hole in every fourth condom.' 'Well, that can't be good for the condoms!' 'Yeah, but it's great for the baby-bottle nipple business!'
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