The Magic Cure[NSFW]

In a royal court the jester and the court physician are close friends. one day the jester expresses his fantasy of sucking the queen's tits to the physician. the physician says he can make it happen as long as the jester does what he says and pays him 10 gold coins after it is done, the jester agrees. during a routine exam the physician puts irritant in the queen's shirt. in the evening the king calls the royal physicians and tells him about the rash the queen has on her upper body the physician after through examination tells the king that there is only one cure. to get the affected area licked by a man who has eaten a lion's tongue. turns out the jester has recently told the king about him eating a lion's tongue in Africa years ago. The jester is called and gets his hearts desire. afterwards the physician demands payment from the jester who blatantly refuses to pay.the physician leaves without saying a word. a few days later the jester is woken up in the night by a runner

"wake up the king is calling you"

Jester: why

Runner: "the king has a rash on his balls"

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