The Love Dress

The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married
couple's
house. She rang the doorbell and stepped into the house. She saw
her
daughter-in-law standing naked by the door.


"What are you doing?" she asked.


"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the
daughter-in-law
answered.


"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.


"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.


"Love dress? But you're naked!"


"My husband loves me to wear this dress! It makes him happy and
it
makes me
happy. I would appreciate it if you would leave because he will
be
home from
work any minute."


The mother-in-law was tired of all this romantic talk and left.
On
the way
home she thought about the love dress. When she got home she
undressed,
showered, put on her best perfume and waited by the front door.
Finally her
husband came home. He walked in and saw her standing naked by
the
door.


"What are you doing?" he asked.


"This is my love dress" she replied.


"Needs ironing." he said.