Like a Baby

Man and a woman had been dating for about a year and their
relationship was taking a turn towards getting serious. Man
proposed and she accepted, however she told him that she wanted
him to know that her chest was just like a babys. He said that
he loved her and that her measurements didn't matter to him. He
also told her that his penis was also like a baby. She said that
she loved him and size didn't matter.


Come the day of the wedding and all went well. That night the
happy couple checked into the honeymoon suite at the resort
hotel. The blushing bride was in the bathroom putting on a sexy
nightie. Her husband was in the bed waiting. As she entered the
bedroom, she reminded him of her confession about her chest
being like a baby.


"Don't worry honey" he said. She took her night gown off and her
breasts were the smallest he had ever seen. He said that he was
going to get undressed and reminded her of his confession about
his penis being like a baby.


As he took his pants off the new bride said, "Good God All
Mighty. I thought you said your penis was like a baby" "It is,"
he said, "9 pounds and 21 inches long!"