Charlie Brown has his friend Lucy over and he invites her into
his room and asks her to close her eyes and hold out her hands.
He places into her hand his dick. He tells her she can open her
eyes and Lucy screams, she runs out of her room and slams the
door. She runs out the front door and slams the door, runs up
the street, around the roundabout, further up the street, turns
left, runs up the street, around the roundabout and runs up to
her house. She opens the front door, slams the door, runs into
her bedroom, slams the door and picks up the phone and rings
Charlie. She says to Charlie, "I have 2 words to say to you. You
are disgusting!" He replies by saying, "I have 2 words to say to
you. LET GO!!!"
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