The Lord goes to the club where he is usually having fun with his friends. He lights a cigar, pours himself a glass of whiskey and starts telling a story.
"So yesterday, after hunting, I went for a walk in the woods, without my rifle, mind you. As I am walking, a big black bear appears out of nowhere. It sees me and runs towards me!"
"Dear God, what did you do?" asks another Lord.
"Well, I didn't know what to do, I didn't have any weapons, I was dead scared! It stood on its hind legs and walked to me to attack me! But then, I saw it was a male bear. So I thought to myself I don't really have a choice and so, uhm, started entertaining him, so to say."
"And then what happened?"
"Well, the bear calmed down, softened and obviously liked it a lot. So while it was in a trance, I quickly ran away."
"And then what happened?"
"Well, when I was far away at the bottom of the hill, I looked back."
"And, and?"
"Well, there was the bear waving at me, shouting for me to come back..."
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