A bear and a rabbit were sitting beside each other in the woods, taking a nice leisurely crap. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, "Hey, man. Can I ask you a personal question?" The rabbit says, "Um...sure. Go ahead." The bear says, "Do you ever have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit replies, "No, not really. Never been a problem for me." The bear says, "Cool," then picks up the rabbit and wipes his ass with it.
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