The Lone Ranger and Tonto were out riding when the Lone Ranger needed to shit. So finding a shrub, he squatted down to do his business. Suddenly he started yelling and screaming for Tonto. "Tonto! A rattle snake bit my asshole. Ride into town and get the doctor!" Tonto jumped on his horse and rode as fast as he could into town and found the doctor. He explained what happened and asked what to do. "You don't have much time!" said the doc "you must ride back and suck the poison out, it's the only way to save him!" Tonto stared at the doc for a few seconds, jumped on his horse again and rode back. Once back The Lone Ranger yelled "Quickly Tonto! What did the doctor say?!"
"Doctor say you gonna die"
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