The koala was on his tree, smoking a joint when the lizard sees him.
L: Yo, Koala. Whatchu doin'?
K: Smoking. Let's blaze one out, Lizard
After smoking for some time, the lizard felt his mouth dry and told the koala he would go drink some water. While stumbling around pretty high by the river, the lizard gets spotted by the alligator.
A: What's going on, Lizard?
L: On, I was smoking a joint with the Koala, on the tree
The alligator was curious and decided to go see the Koala. When he got there, he noticed the Koala sleeping, so he yelled:
A: Yo Koala, what's up?
The Koala startled, answered:
K: Woaaaaah Lizard, how much fucking water did you drink?
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