A little girl is sitting in the living room on thanksgiving and her parents begin to have a fight and the mom calls the dad a bastard and the dad calls the mom a bitch, so the little girl asks her mom "what's a bitch and a bastard?" And the mom replies " a bitch is a lady and a bastard is a gentleman." The little girl then starts going up stairs when her dad cuts himself while shaving and screams "shit!" She asks her dad "daddy, what's shit?" He replies with "its a type of shaving cream." Then she goes up to the attic to look for decorations and hears the neighbors yell "stick your penis in my vagina!" And she rushes back down to the second floor and goes " daddy what's a penis and a vagina?" Her father tells her "a penis is a coat and a vagina is a closet." She says "OK" and proceeds downstairs and while she's walking downstairs he mom cuts herself while carving the turkey and exclaims "fuck!" The little girl then asks "mommy, what's fuck?" Her mom says "fuck is a way of cutting a turkey." The little girl then sits down to wait for her family. Shortly after, she hears the doorbell ring and opens the door for her family and says "hello bitches and bastards may I take your penis' and stick them in my vagina? My dads upstairs shaving shit off his face and my moms in the kitchen fucking the turkey."
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