This little girl lived with her happy family (mom, dad, older sister, and a happy puppy named rex) in a small house out in the woods.
One night a deranged axe murderer breaks in and starts hacking the mom and dad and sister. The little girl terrified starts running away from the man in the house. Going from room to room just barely avoiding this man, she sees her entire family cut to pieces, even the dog rex. Screaming and crying and covered in her families blood she narrowly escapes out a bathroom window and starts sprinting through the woods.
She runs all night long untill she happens upon a hiking trail just as the suns coming up. Exhausted she sees a bench and sits down and starts weeping.
A man on his morning jog happens upon her, seeing that she is covered in blood and crying he runs to her to see what happend.
She tells him the story "Thi.. this bad man... Killed my.. my mommy, and daddy.. and my sister and doggie.."
The jogger looks at her and says "wow.." *unzips pants* "it's really not your day..."
(And no I don't know why someone would jog in pants that had a zipper, its just for the jokes sake. Ill be waiting to go to hell now)
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