Jack and Jill went up the hill
to smoke some maruighuana
Jack got high and dropped his fly
so Jill said "Ooh I wanna!"
Old Mrs. Stubbard went to the cubboard
To get the dog a bone
When she bent over
the dog took over
and gave her a bone of his own
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