A pianist was hired to play background music for a movie. When it was
completed he asked when and where he could see the picture. The producer
sheepishly confessed that it was actually a porno film and it was due out in a
month.
A month later, the musician went to a porno theatre to see it. With his collar
up and dark glasses on, he took a seat in the back row, next to a couple who
also seemed to be in disguise.
The movie was even raunchier than he had feared, featuring group sex, S/M and
even a dog.
After a while, the embarrassed pianist turned to the couple and said, "I'm
only here to listen to the music."
"Yeah?" replied the man. "We're only here to see our dog."
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