Subtitles from Hong Kong

The following are actual English subtitles used in films from
Hong Kong:


* I am darn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.


* Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.


* Gun wounds again?


* Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.


* A normal person wouldn't steal pituitaries.


* Darn, I'll burn you into a BBQ chicken.


* Take my advice, or I'll spank you a lot.


* Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?


* This will be of fine service for you, you bag of the scum. I
am sure you will not mind that I remove your toenails and leave
them out on the dessert floor for ants to eat.


* Quiet or I'll blow your throat up.


* I'll fire aimlessly if you don't come out!