Sucksess

A man was walking a street on an ordinary day. He climbed the
ladder, like anyone would do. On the cloud he saw an ugly lady
and a ladder leading up to another cloud. She said, "Fuck me
now, or climb the ladderto success." The man passed on the offer
and climbed the next ladder. On the next cloud he saw a little
more attractive lady and a ladder leading up to another cloud.
She said, "Fuck me now, or climb the ladderto success." The man
passed on the offer and climbed the next ladder. On the next
cloud he saw an attractive lady and a ladder leading up to
another cloud. She said, "Fuck me now, or climb the ladderto
success." The man passed on the offer and climbed the next
ladder. He noticed that the general pattern was the higher he
went, the better the chicks got. So he climbed untill he reached
a drop dead gorgous woman sitting on the cloud naked. She said
"Fuck me now or climb to success." He couldn't imagin what was
on the next cloud (probably a better chick!), so he climbed. On
this cloud he saw a fat, bald man sitting on the cloud and no
ladder going up. The man had flies buzzing around his head and
he was extremely dirty. Ladder guy asked in horrro "WHO THE HELL
ARE YOU!!?!?!" The fat man smiled, spread open his legs and said
"Hi, I'm Sess"