The ladder to success.

A man is walking home from work one day and passes by a ladder against the side of a building. A strange looking individual in a croaky voice says to him, "would you like to climb the ladder to success?"

"What a silly pun!" Said the man, "I'm in no hurry, why not!"

So the man starts climbing the ladder, and reaches the second floor window. Standing inside the window is a fairly average looking woman dressed very promiscuously. "You can either have sex with me, or continue climbing the ladder to success," she says.

The man considers the offer for a moment (and what an offer it was!). He makes his She says, "you can either have sex with me, or continue climbing the ladder to success."decision however and continues climbing, "this must be my lucky day!"

At the third floor window there is a beautiful woman wearing nothing but lingerie. She says, "you can either have sex with me, or continue climbing the ladder to success."

The man is completely taken aback, "this must be heaven!" he thought. After carefully weighing his options however, he decides that continuing his climb is the best choice. "What could top this? I must know!"

The man is now at the fourth floor window, and inside is a woman more beautiful than any he has ever seen, and wearing nothing at all! She says, "you can either have sex with me, or continue climbing the ladder to success."

At this point the man is happier than he has ever been in his life! "Are there two women up top? Maybe there's money as well? What could possibly be better than this!?" Curiosity now filled him, excitement causing his heart to beat faster and faster, and he decided he must find out what the ladder had in store!

Now the man was racing up the ladder, he moved so fast he flew right by the fifth window where he catches a glimpse of two of the most beautiful women he has ever seen! He finally makes it to the top of the ladder and is completely shocked by what he see's, so much that he becomes weak and almost falls!

Inside the sixth floor window there is a man more fat and disfigured than any person you ever thought could have existed. He wheezes heavily, covered in sweat. In a struggled slow voice he says, "hi, I'm Cess."