They made it illegal and declared a war on drugs and became criminal lawyers.
Next joke, How does a group of dweebs profit from sex between two consenting adults? You lobby to implement no fault divorce and become a divorce lawyer.
How do you profit from gun control ? You put guns in the hands of everyone and start arresting them for not having all the i's dotted and t's crossed as they travel from state to state, as they start using them to protect their person. You implement a bunch of rules and regulations that noone has any idea exists.
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