Adam and Eve are in the Garden while God is handing out different abilities. God realizes he only has two things left, and tells them so.
Pulling out the second to last item, He tells Adam and Eve it's the ability to pee while standing.
Adam immediately jumps forward and exclaims, "Oh, can I have that? Please?"
God, somewhat taken aback by his excitement, says, "You don't even want to know what the last ability is?"
Adam refuses, so God looks at Eve. "Are you ok with this?" Eve agrees, and Adam gets the ability.
God then looks at Eve and says, "Looks like the last one is yours, Eve, the ability to have multiple orgasms."
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