He has a hypothesis. He claims the people who have sex most often are the happiest. To prove, he divides the class in to three groups. People having sex once a month are put to one corner. They are the least happy. People having sex once a week are put to another corner. They are slightly happier. And finally people having sex more than once a week are put to yet another corner. They are even happier.
But one guy is still sitting in the class. To see he’s the happiest of them all! The professor is shaken. This chap is going to prove him wrong! Professor walks to him and ask;
Prof.: How often do you have sex son?
Guy: Once a year.
Prof.: Then how come you are so happy?!
Guy: IT’S TODAY! IT’S TODAY! IT’S TODAY!
Credit: To my Accounting professor Mr. A.A.
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