Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by
cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could
live if they pass a trial. The first step of the trial was to go
to the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruit. So
all three men went separate ways to gather fruits.
The first one came back and said to the king, "I brought ten
apples."" The king then explained the trial to him. ""You have to
shove the fruits up your butt without any expression on your
face or you'll be eaten.""
The first apple went in... but on the second one he winced out
in pain
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