There were three blondes stranded on an island.
They were left with one bottle of water, so the decided to have thirds of the bottle.
The next day, the bottle is lying empty next to one blonde,
and the other two blondes say, "Why'd you drink all the water?" and the blonde says, "But my third was at the bottom."
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.