A blonde walks into a grocery store one day and tells the Cashier "UMM sir, your um soda machine is broken" The cashier says " Oh well that is odd i just got a soda from there. Well what seems to be the problem?" The blonde says "Well my quarters wont fit into the machine no matter which way i turn them!" Puzzled the cashier askes the blonde to show him what she is talking about. She said " O.K. i got four quarters from my purse." The Cashier says, "ok" then she continues, "i tried to put them in under where it said "insert dollar here" like this, but see they just dont fit!!!"
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