The dog turns to the others and says "my life sucks, my owner keeps me on a leash when he takes me out, I have to pee and poop on the floor and he feeds me the same bland food everyday!" The cat replies, "you think that's bad? I can't leave the house, I have to pee and poop in a box that nobody cleans for weeks at a time and I only eat this nasty wet stuff from a can." The cat and dog go back and forth arguing about whose life is worse when finally the penis speaks up and says, "you guy think your lives are bad? My owner wraps a bag over my head and makes me do push ups until I throw up."
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