The young bear wakes up from his first hibernation and he feels a really strong urge to fuck something. He wasn't even nearly as hungry as he was horny. He gets out from his den and starts browsing the forest for some poor, defenseless creature to quench his sexual desire but, alas, every animal has taken their hideaways, knowing beforehand the potential danger of staying in the open. Then, to his surprise, he sees a small hedgehog on the path. The horny bear grabs the poor little hedgehog and starts analyzing it, since he's never before seen an animal of this kind. He turns it from one side to the other, rotates it to every possible angle, then he asks: "What the hell are you?". The hedgehog replies: "A hedgehog!". The bear: "Where did that come from?"
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