"Oh man, thanks so much" He thanks his host. "We have this huge convention tomorrow and I was too busy on my project I didn't find a place to stay"
"Sure man, don't mention it" He replies.
"One more thing though" Says the scientist. "I'm testing out this new medicine, it's the project I'll be showcasing tomorrow, but i'm still not quite sure on the side effects. So I have to ask you to bear with me if I'll start acting weird or even rude, I hope you understand, I apologize in advance."
"Sure, I understand" he replies. "No problem."
The next morning the scientist wakes up with bruises all over his body and a black eye. He limps downstairs to ask his friend what the hell happened. He finds him in the living room
"Dude, what the hell?! I thought you understood, I assume I must have been rude last night but you said you would be patient with me!"
"Oh I was." He replies "I was patient when you came downstairs, spanked my wife and asked what's for dinner. I was patient when to my response you called me a 'faggot' and proceeded to go and shave our cat. But when you took a shit on our carpet, stuck a pack of matches in it, and said that this hedgehog is gonna live with us, I just couldn't help it."
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