He goes all OH NO I'M DAMNED -- the Devil says calm down, the place is nicer than you think. It is? Sure. Do you like to drink? I guess so. Good! Wenesday is Drinking Day! We have all beverages from all over the world, you can drink anything you like! Is that so? Yes! And thats not all. Do you like to smoke? Uh yes? Good! Thursday is Smoke Day in Hell! all cigars, arguiles pipes you name it we got it! Cool, heh? Yes it is! I see Hell is really a nice place!! Told you so! Say, do you like to take dicks in the ass? What? No, I dont! Uh, I think you wont like Fridays much.
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