The Greatest Joke Ever

"That's it!" says the man. After 20 years of writing down jokes and endless ideas, he's finally done it.

In fact , the 15-word joke is so funny it took him 6hours to simply resist laughing to get it down on to his small red piece of paper.

In his enthusiastic state he rushes to his car , to get to the nearest law office. Surely he thinks , he can license the rights to this joke. Along the way he can't stop thinking of the fortune he's going to make. As he's arrived at the office he storms through the enters doors .
"I must speak to your best lawyer, NOW!"


The receptionist slightly overwhelmed replies "Sir , all lawyers are unavailable simply upon request and must be met with through an appointment."
"Listen lady" he says "Either I meet with a lawyer or you meet my fist"

The receptionist now worried, escorts him to the best lawyer they have .
As soon as he sees the lawyer he says "I have joke and it's essential that I patent it."
"You don't 'patent' a joke" the lawyer replies , "you have the right to give someone authority to copy or display your work if you're the author"

Overcome by this news the man thinks of the best possible way to submit his joke and prove he's the author. Then paranoia kicks in, he's just told a lawyer he about his joke..he has to kill him he think or he'll surely try and steal it. After thinking about it he reasons with himself and decide he can't kill him , it'd cause too many problems.

So spontaneously he grabs the nearest pen and starts writing on the wall.
"Hey!" The lawyer yells "What are you doing!"
It's too late , the lawyer began to read the joke on the wall and started laughing.

The man smiled and thought to himself that it should keep the lawyer and whoever else in this firm who tries to read it pacified in laughter for a few hours.

The man rushed to his car and knew where he had to go next. A local news studio. He sped off and arrived at the studio within 20minutes.
He looked at his watch and couldn't believe how perfectly it worked out , he had arrived just before the were going to go live.

He walks up to the door the find that it's locked, angered he begins banging on the door.
About a minute later he's greeted two security guards.
He tries to run by them but fails , they grab him by each arm and begin walking away from the building , he has an idea . He'll break them with his joke, he begins to say it when he they throw him to the ground , knocking him unconscious.


He wakes up not knowing how long he was out for, but long enough to assume he missed his chance to hit live television.

He's not going to let 20 years of his life go to waste, he decides that president Obama needs to hear it.

Racing off once again he is soon greeted by flashing lights.

The man thinking the receptionist back at the firm must have sent the cop after him , holds on to the joke tightly.

As the cop steps in front of the mans door , he asks "Do you have any idea how fast you were going?"

"I need to get there." Replies the man "I know why you're here." The man begins to get emotional.

"Get where?"

"To the w-w-hite-house" says the man with a frog is his throat while thinking of how much a disaster this is and no one will even recognize him as owner of the joke.

"What's that you've got in your hand? Do you have any Idea how far the whitehouse is sir, it's almost a 5 day drive? Are you on any type of medication at this time?"

The man looks up at the officer almost crying "It's my joke!" He yells "I just don't know anymore ..." the man cries " I was going there but now I'm not and now it's just all one big mess..., you've got to help me officer" he continues to cry

"I don't know where I'm going with this joke."