A blond and a brunette was watching the news

Showing was a man standing on top of a tall building yelling that he's gona jump.

The brunette looks at the blond and says "I bet you 200 dollars that guy is gona jump"

The blond thinks for a few seconds and takes the bet.

A few seconds later the man jumps off the building and just smashes into the car parked at the bottom of the building.

The blond fondles in her hand bag and hands over the 200dollars.

The next day the Brunette meets up with the blond again and hands her back the money explaining.
"I'm sorry, I can't take your money, I've watched that news story the day before. I knew he was going to jump."

The blond replied : "No keep the money, I also watched it the day before. I just didn't think he'd do it again"

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