there was a guy who thoght his wife was cheating on him.so he went to the pet store to by a hamster to watch her while he was gone.he saw one hamster it was $500 dollers he thoght it was too much.he saw another one but it was $200 dollers.still too much.he saw one that was $25 dollers, he took it.the pet store manager said "there are 2 things you have to know,1 it tells you everything that happened that day and 2 it hangs by its balls.so he names the hamster charlie.he gtes back from work and says,""charlie what hyappened today."mail man come.then wa=hat happened mail man deliver mail.then what happened.wife invite mail man inside.then what happened.mail man take wifes shirt off.then what happened. mail man and wife have sex. then what happened.sorry,fell of boner.
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