The gods decided to disable coitus to punish humans for their sins....

Seconds followed , the humans lay confused.

Days followed , the humans decided to use this sudden abundance of time on various forms of sciences.

Months followed , and the humans had applied their knowledge of science to build highly advanced crafts which would enable them to visit the gods.

Years later , the humans decided to pay the gods a visit. The question that followed after their arrival to heaven was , " Why did you disable coitus in the last firmware?"

The gods replied in unison , "Fuck you in the ass!". And then kicked them out.

The humans , having thought the gods had ignored their question , pondered for years. Then they realised that what the gods had said was meant to be taken literally.

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