Honeymoon at a cabin on an isolated lake. Check in and the guy jumps in his boat and goes fishing all day. Comes in for dinner, goes back out fishing all night. Breakfast, back out fishing, quick lunch, back out fishing. Resort owner catches up with him and says, "Hey, isn't this your honeymoon?" Guy says yes. Owner say's, "well then why aren't you in there given it to her?" Guy says, "I can't, she has gonnorrhea." Owner says," Well she has a mouth doesn't she?" Guy says "Yeah but she has pyorrhea."
Owner says "Well you could always flip her over." Guy says," No, she has diarrhea." Owner says "Not my place to ask, but why the hell did you marry her?" Guy says "Well, she also has worms, and you know how much I like to fish."
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