They get a few miles down the road and the hitch hiker notices a monkey sitting on the truckers' head rest.
"Damn man! You got a pet monkey?"
"Well," the trucker replied, "it gets loney out here on the road. I needed some company. I don't like dogs or cats. And monkeys are easy to train."
"So he does tricks?"
The trucker slaps the monkey in the back of the head and the monkey jumps in the truckers' lap, pulls down his zipper and starts to pleasure him. The hitcher can barely watch, looking back and away, back and away. After a whole minute the monkey climbs back to his spot.
"That's crazy man!"
"Well, I told you it gets lonely out here. Wanna try it?"
The hitcher thinks hard and says, " sure.....just don't slap me in the head as hard, OK?"
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